Awww, Sam Bankman-Fried Doesn’t Have Sufficient Internet in Prison

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SBF is now claiming the 2 days of web entry he will get on his authorities equipped laptop computer (whereas in federal jail) is hindering his capacity to defend himself.

We’d have thought the $20.3M of FTX funds that Sam paid to his attorneys within the early months of the corporate’s chapter could be sufficient for a stable protection.

Ol’ Samuel is now requesting an internet-enabled laptop computer and entry to a cellblock on the federal courthouse in Manhattan, 5 days per week.

In response, the courts are calling ‘bullsh*t!’ – pointing to the truth that Sam’s machine entry for reviewing proof already exceeds what is often obtainable to pretrial detainees.

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You guys, Sam Bankman-Fried doesn’t have 24hr web entry in jail.

Gentle a candle. Say a prayer.

For a man that:

(Allegedly) stole/misplaced over $8B of shoppers’ funds

Tampered with witnesses whereas underneath home arrest

Used a VPN in clear disregard for the circumstances of his bail

…it’s a daring transfer to be complaining about web entry.

However Sam’s a daring man!

He’s now claiming the 2 days of web entry he will get on his authorities equipped laptop computer (whereas in federal jail) is hindering his capacity to defend himself.

We’d have thought the $20.3M of FTX funds that Sam paid to his attorneys within the early months of the corporate’s chapter could be sufficient for a stable protection.

However apparently we’d be incorrect…

Ol’ Samuel is now requesting an internet-enabled laptop computer and entry to a cellblock on the federal courthouse in Manhattan, 5 days per week.

In response, the courts are calling ‘bullsh*t!’ – pointing to the truth that Sam’s machine entry for reviewing proof already exceeds what is often obtainable to pretrial detainees.

It ain’t the swift justice we’ve all been hoping to see.

…however it’s a begin.