Weekend Update: George Santos Expelled from Congress, Elon Musk Meets with Netanyahu – SNL

Well, did not want to know there were going to be more Frozen sequels. Thought the first was overdone. Niece will be happy i guess.

NEVER reward a Republican with your vote.

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This was one of my favorites in recent memory. But they’re always great

I see the leashes are pretty tight

Trump is a trader and loser.

bro I'm 48 seconds in and neither of yall took a shot at kissinger in favor of making fun of george santos, the easiest joke. you'd better have something up your sleeve for later.

I remember when SNL was actually funnt. Sad when it started out so well. 0 is funny about SNL these days.

Colin Jost is one handsome man.

Does anyone else feel lile Che was off with his delivery?

damn was che drunk? that delivery was terrible

He will be missed. comedian gold. Sache away whoever you are

In the Palestinian legislative election of January 2006, Hamas gained a large majority of seats in the Palestinian Parliament, defeating the ruling Fatah party.

There hasn't been an election since then.

That was 17 years ago. Well over 70% of the population living in the Gaza Strip today were not old enough to vote in that election.

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"MAHA NASSAR: So about half, as you said, is under the age of 18. And 70% of the population living in the Gaza Strip are under the age of 30. So it is an overwhelmingly young population." – NPR Oct 18, 2023

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A 30 year old now, would have been 13 years old when the vote for Hamas was held.

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"Israel has cut off all power, water, food, fuel and medicine supplies into Gaza since the Hamas attack, intensifying an existing blockade of the enclave." Reuters 10/18
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"… The results also revealed a very low level of support among Palestinians for institutions, whether it be the Palestinian Authority or Hamas …" – stanford.edu 12/5/23

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Israel is actively bombing – destroying the homes, schools, hospitals, business, and sources of food supplies- and starving a little over 2 million people (as of 2020) with a claimed goal of destroying Hamas – around 40,000 terrorists.
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"According to Euro-Med Monitor, the Israeli war of starvation has taken very dangerous turns, including cutting off all food supplies to the Northern half and bombing and destroying factories, bakeries, food stores, water stations, and tanks throughout the entire enclave.

Israel has deliberately focused its attacks over the past few hours on targeting electrical generators and solar energy units, on which commercial facilities and restaurants depend to maintain the minimum possible level of their work.

Euro-Med Monitor further noted that Israel's attacks also targeted the agricultural areas east of Gaza, flour stores, and fishermen's boats, as well as relief organizations' centers, including those belonging to the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees (UNRWA), the largest provider of humanitarian aid in the Strip.

Euro-Med Monitor warned of an imminent explosion in child deaths in Gaza if the world does not act quickly, as Gaza has seen a dramatic increase in the past two days in the number of children who need medical attention due to acute malnutrition….

…Euro-Med Monitor stressed that international humanitarian law strictly prohibits the use of starvation weapons. Under international humanitarian law, Israel has an obligation to provide basic needs and protection to the Gazan people as an occupying power." – Reliefweb 11/5/23
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"Israel’s systematic dispossession of Palestinians is ongoing today, both in the occupied territories and inside Israel’s internationally recognized pre-1967 borders, where Palestinian citizens of the state and those living under occupation continue to be pushed out of their homes and off their lands – including entire towns – to make way for Jewish citizens and settlers. Today, there are approximately 650,000 Jewish settlers living illegally on occupied Palestinian land in the West Bank and East Jerusalem, and Israel’s settlement enterprise covers approximately 42% of the West Bank." – imeu.org 10/2015

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"The Security Council reaffirmed this afternoon that Israel’s establishment of settlements in Palestinian territory occupied since 1967, including East Jerusalem, had no legal validity, constituting a flagrant violation under international law and a major obstacle to the vision of two States living side-by-side in peace and security, within internationally recognized borders.

Adopting resolution 2334 (2016) by 14 votes, with the United States abstaining, the Council reiterated its demand that Israel immediately and completely cease all settlement activities in the occupied Palestinian territory, including East Jerusalem. It underlined that it would not recognize any changes to the 4 June 1967 lines, including with regard to Jerusalem, other than those agreed by the two sides through negotiations." – un.org 12/2016
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"Israel has cut off all power, water, food, fuel and medicine supplies into Gaza since the Hamas attack, intensifying an existing blockade of the enclave." Reuters 10/18/23
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"…Euro-Med Monitor stressed that international humanitarian law strictly prohibits the use of starvation weapons. Under international humanitarian law, Israel has an obligation to provide basic needs and protection to the Gazan people as an occupying power." – Reliefweb 11/5/23
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"Health authorities in the Gaza Strip on Monday said at least 18,205 people have been killed." – NHK 12/11/23

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From 12/1 to 12/6, Israel killed more people in the Gaza Strip than the total number of Israel's loses since the beginning of the conflict on 10/7/23.

As of 12/11, Israel had killed over 15 times as many people in the Gaza Strip compared to the TOTAL number of Israelis killed in the entire conflict. A majority of those killed by the Israelis are women and children.
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"A report from the UN Children's Fund, or UNICEF, says water-production capacity in the Gaza Strip has plummeted to 5 percent of the pre-conflict level.

The report, compiled in November, says the Strip's water supply relies on three main sources. More than 300 boreholes across Gaza provide some 80 percent of its water needs. Around 13 percent comes from Israel, and seawater desalination plants provide the remaining 7 percent.

The report blames the decline in the water-production capacity on fuel shortages and infrastructure damage from Israeli attacks in Gaza, among other causes.

Philippe Lazzarini, the commissioner-general of the UN Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees, early last week accused Israeli military operations of disabling Gaza's largest seawater desalination facility, limiting access to water.

The United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs, or OCHA, says that according to information it received on Friday, almost all of the wells, which are used by many Gazans, had stopped working due to lack of fuel.

The UNICEF report says Gaza's residents are relying on only 3 liters of water per person a day for drinking, cooking and hygiene.

It says this forces many of them to resort to non-potable water sources, and medical teams have noted a rise in cases of acute respiratory disorders and diarrhea among young children as a result….

OCHA also says fuel supplies for water production, sewage treatment and other related operations are at 35 percent of the required amount…" – NHK 12/11/23
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Security screening of humanitarian relief supplies to be transported into the Gaza Strip has begun at an additional checkpoint on the border between the enclave and Israel.

Inspections started on Tuesday, a day after the Israeli military said it would add another checkpoint at the Kerem Shalom crossing.

The military claims the addition will double the amount of humanitarian aid into the strip, but it says supplies will continue to be delivered into Gaza only through the Rafah crossing.

Israel apparently aims to fend off international criticism by making efforts to boost aid deliveries to the enclave. But it is unclear how its latest move will help improve the humanitarian situation….

Israeli airstrikes continue in Rafah…" – NHK 12/12
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Yes. Israel claims to open a 2nd checkpoint for humanitarian aid, but will only allow relief aid through Rafah as it continues airstrikes … on you guessed it! … Rafah.

Santos is an Imposter??? (&) Yep, perhaps so is B.H.Obama ! Example his Faternal Grandmother is on film in March 2008. She was just as proud as she could be that she was at his birth in Mombasa, Kenya! (&) His half Brother produced the Certified Birth Certificate from Mombasa, Kenya! However the Birthdate matches Nostradamus' prediction of when the Third AntiChrist would be born in Ethiopia, of dark skin. He would be the greatest liar and imposter, con artist the World has ever, or will ever know. The book of Revelation states The Third AntiChrist would be directly influenced by Satan himself ; therefore he would be highly skilled in every known and unknown evil scheme of Mankind. (&) That GOD would remove him, his minions and his 'Destroyers Of The Earth' by non human means ; for if GOD did not, there would NOT be one single thing left alive on Earth!

Vultures going after Elon. All according to marching orders.

Gross, unfunny.

George approached by NFL b a referee…that will work.

The real Jesus wasn't White, you know. He was a Semite.