Plus: Nigeria desires $80B, Binance says lol no
GM. Awoke, checked the charts, and blended my emotions right into a smoothie of denial.
However earlier than we get into as we speak’s squeeze, fast heads-up
Issues are gonna be a bit completely different this week – as we speak’s situation is shorter… and so will tomorrow’s and Friday’s be.
Additionally, the juicer’s taking a break on Thursday, so there will be no squeeze in any respect.
(I do know, heartbreaking… please don’t throw fruit. We nonetheless love you.)
Now…
Market taste as we speak
Crypto Market Cap: $2.54T 0.47% (24H)
Title
Value
24H
7D
Bitcoin BTC
$78,783.16
0.78%
-6.88%
Ethereum ETH
$1,535.69
-1.23%
-18.79%
XRP XRP
$1.91
2.01%
-11.56%
BNB BNB
$561.08
1.37%
-8.66%
Memecoin harvest
If dopamine was a chart, these memecoins could be maxed out:
Title
24H Change
New Historic DNA Cloned Wolf REMUS
▲32K%
SVJ Coin SVJ
▲1.5K%
Housecoin HOUSE
▲101%
Paraverse PVS
▲82%
Information as of 09:00 AM EST.
Try these memecoins and many extra right here.
Information drops
Right here’s some stuff your group chat ought to be speaking about as we speak:
Did the feds meet Satoshi?
A lawyer from the US is suing the Division of Homeland Safety (DHS) as a result of he thinks they’re hiding the identification of Satoshi Nakamoto.
Apparently, a DHS agent admitted that her staff interviewed 4 folks concerned in Bitcoin’s creation – and the lawyer desires proof the assembly occurred.
Full story right here
Clear-up on rip-off aisle
Australian regulators are gonna shut down 95 crypto rip-off corporations. A overview confirmed that solely 3 of them had any precise belongings, whereas the remainder had been principally fronts for pig butchering schemes.
In complete, practically 1,500 folks throughout 14 nations misplaced over $35M to those scams. Ouch.
Full story right here
Binance mentioned “don’t @ me”
Again in February, Nigeria’s tax company sued Binance, saying the change owed $2B in taxes and will pay nearly $80B extra in damages for allegedly hurting the native economic system.
However Binance is combating again: the change’s attorneys mentioned the best way they had been served authorized papers – by electronic mail – wasn’t allowed, because the firm’s based mostly outdoors Nigeria.
The court docket paused the case till April 30 so the tax company can reply.
Full story right here
AI, faux adverts, and $20M gone
Six folks in Spain received arrested for utilizing AI and deepfake adverts to rip-off over 200 folks out of $20M via faux crypto investments.
Oh, and btw, these scammers had the audacity to come back again for spherical two: they pretended to be Europol brokers and informed victims they might get their a reimbursement… after paying a charge.
Idiot me as soon as, disgrace on you. Idiot me twice… JAIL, idk?
Full story right here
Somebody’s cashing out MELANIA
Bubblemaps flagged one thing sketchy: over $30M in MELANIA memecoins had been moved and partly offered.
The staff and the token’s creator, Hayden Davis, haven’t mentioned a factor about it.
Full story right here
Now you are within the know. However take into consideration your folks – they most likely don’t know. I’m wondering who may repair that…
Unfold the phrase and be the hero you’re!